Sometimes

I just want them to start filming Arrested Development again. Is that too much to ask for?

311 Peppermill Concert Hall

Happy 311 Day!

Big Hot Dog Infomercial

This solves so many of my problems.

Cow Tipping

This is why I buy Vitamin Water.

Rose Bowl 2010

Look for us. And cheer for Oregon. Especially me and Jonny.

Vote for me

Steve Nash is excellent. Watch it a few times to fully appreciate things.

Rocky Five

At times, I wonder if having a hook for a hand would be easier. Yes, I have hairy arms and hands. Yes, the hair ends at my elbows in a cuff-like fashion and I don't really have a hairy chest or back. Sometimes I tell people I have to shave my palms to see if they get it. The night before we were married, the Redhead made me wax my knuckles so they would look normal. Trust me, hairless knuckles leading up to hairy hands and arms does not look normal.

I can also make a hair part on the side of my hand. It's a decent party trick - one of three in my repertoire. The hair has never really bothered me until I started vaccinating hundreds of people each week. Hairy hands really don't look too odd, but hairy hands stretched tight beneath tight latex gloves looks disgusting. And some gloves don't breathe very well or have powder, resulting in either sweaty gloves or gloves filled with a thin powdery dough. Now you know why I contemplated giving shots with my mouth.

But what is my answer? Do I wax my hands and then stop at my arms? I have always felt like the hair on my forearms gives the appearance of Popeye. It's sexy and classy (claxy) - I don't think I can lose that hair. Will I be discriminated against at the electrolysis place if I ask to just 'thin out my hands?' My wish number 5 is a solution to my dilemma.